vertelemming's Journal

30 September
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Never fear, terrified readers, for while I may seem like a humble lemming, all is not as it seems. In actual fact, I am a lemming cursed with green hair. That, uh, isn't a metaphor.

Most of the time.

... I think.

Anyway, the description is easy. The reason, uh, not so much. Needless to say, I'm still working on that one, but in the meantime, I make a hobby out of sarcasm, pessimism, and the occasional bout of outright mockery.

Fortunately, I am also extremely easy to distract, so I tend to forget about things before I finish them. It is only this weakness that has prevented me from using my rodent-powers to take over the world. Or, y'know, a chocolate cupcake. Whatever's easier.

Oh, and I'm a computer geek too. But only when I'm motivated. Which, uh, isn't that often. Oops.