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Created on 2006-06-25 22:16:09 (#10530827), last updated 2009-10-08
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Basic Info| Name: | Vertelemming |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 09-30 |
BioNever fear, terrified readers, for while I may seem like a humble lemming, all is not as it seems. In actual fact, I am a lemming cursed with green hair. That, uh, isn't a metaphor.
Most of the time.
... I think.
Anyway, the description is easy. The reason, uh, not so much. Needless to say, I'm still working on that one, but in the meantime, I make a hobby out of sarcasm, pessimism, and the occasional bout of outright mockery.
Fortunately, I am also extremely easy to distract, so I tend to forget about things before I finish them. It is only this weakness that has prevented me from using my rodent-powers to take over the world. Or, y'know, a chocolate cupcake. Whatever's easier.
Oh, and I'm a computer geek too. But only when I'm motivated. Which, uh, isn't that often. Oops.
Most of the time.
... I think.
Anyway, the description is easy. The reason, uh, not so much. Needless to say, I'm still working on that one, but in the meantime, I make a hobby out of sarcasm, pessimism, and the occasional bout of outright mockery.
Fortunately, I am also extremely easy to distract, so I tend to forget about things before I finish them. It is only this weakness that has prevented me from using my rodent-powers to take over the world. Or, y'know, a chocolate cupcake. Whatever's easier.
Oh, and I'm a computer geek too. But only when I'm motivated. Which, uh, isn't that often. Oops.
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badgerfic, books, british humour, cancelled tv shows, causing the doctor problems, chocolate, coffee, coffins, computer games, computers, creative writing, cynicism, dopefish, elitist bitchery, evil teal babies, geekitude, girls in green, insomnia, lack of motivation, learning the unlearnable, lemmings, levitating frogs, maths, misery, mythology, networks, parrot strangulation, plagues, politics, poor matt he suffers, procrastination, programming, puzzles, reading, rumpled law enforcement, sarcasm, science fiction, snark, teaching the unteachable, thieves, uniformed people, wacky scientific experiments, writing
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